Day 2: A day of purchases

We spent money.

Day I: Wallpaper stripping

I completely understand why people looked at me with a "I'm glad I'm not you" expression when I told them I was stripping the wallpaper off my bathroom walls this weekend. I would like to shake the hand of the gentleman who invented wallpaper and then trip him when he's turning around to walk away, and then when he turns around to give me an accusatory expression, look at the closest person standing by me as if to say it was that guy and not me. That'll show him.